Wednesday, July 29, 2009

20 Cheesiest Pick-up Lines to Use on Graphic Designers

1. I wish I had an Eyedropper to capture the color of your eyes.

2. Has anybody ever told you that your teeth have perfect kerning?

3. If you were a logo, it would be for a really premium brand.

4. I’m just like a global nav; I love to be on top.

5. Come back to my place and I’ll show you a really naughty way to fill up some negative space.

6. Would you like to lorem ipsum dolor sit on my lap?

7. If I went to a stock photography site and typed in the keyword: “sexy”, I bet there’d be a picture of you.

8. I couldn’t help but notice your eye path went right to my smudge stick.

9. If I hit Shift + [ will it increase the hardness of your brush?

10. Just looking at you from across the bar, I could tell you display high Brightness and Vibrance, and have multiple Layers.

11. You look perfectly put together. Do you display this well in IE?

12. I like my fonts sans-serif, and you sans-pants.

13. If you bring the tool, I’ll bring the color palette.

14. I dig your look and feel.

15. If you like what you see now, wait’ll you look below the fold.

16. Let’s “Skip Intro” and just go find a hotel room right now.

17. When I serve you breakfast in bed tomorrow, would you like your coffee with cream and sugar, or do you prefer it #000?

18. Do you want to touch my Bézier curves?

19. What if I told you the fly on my legs opens quicker than a 500kb JPEG file?

20. Mind if I take you for a usability test?

Monday, July 27, 2009

I'm a Barbie girl, in this Barbie world...

Let's be honest...I still love Barbie. I remember every day when school would get out on friday, I would beg my mom to go to Toys R Us, so I could pick out my latest "Diva". ;-) I blame Mattel for my addiction with the color pink and high heels. I had so many of those little plastic/rubber high heels for all my barbies. Anyways...that was a nice trip down memory lane... haha. Now for the real reason why I'm writing about Barbie.
Because I've been wanting a poloriod camera for some time now. I got on ebay just to take a look around and this is when I found this camera and I said "I gotta have it!!" I didn't place my bid yet because I want the time to run down to the very last minute so I can make sure to win. Wish me bidding luck :-) Happy Monday, btw!